Not Me Monday

I can hardly believe that it is the Monday before Christmas! Seriously, where does the week go? So here I go again, because I tell ya, I wasn't me, It really wasn't!!

I wasn't stuck in last minute Christmas shopping traffic Saturday. I spent 45 minutes trying to get out of Target's parking lot.

My bra did not turn on me. My bra my favorite bra, rebelled. The underwire broke, wriggled out of the fabric and lodged itself into my flesh. No amount of squirming, readjusting or @#$$!!@ing helped. I was systematically being stabbed by something that once gave me such support.

Hannah did not put sugar under her pillow thinking that the Snow Fairy would reward her with a white Christmas. Where does she get these ideas anyway?

I didn't stay up until way after midnight last night working on projects. I would never wake up thinking this would be a perfect day to call in "sick" and sleep in. I had the phone in my hand to do just that when it rang. Nicky called to let me know that she was going to be "sick."

Maybe next Monday I can plan to take the day off and stay in bed.

I didn't have to work all day alone as Shirley (The flirt) continued to add extra patients to challange me. PBB "Papaw" was wrong when he predicted things would be slow during this time of the year.

I didn't have to eat continuously to keep up my energy level today. Several patients brought in treats today. The sad part is that they didn't even taste great but were filled with sugar to get me through the day.

I didn't forget that Nicky and I were scheduled to to train in mixing today at noon with our part-time med tech. He finally showed up and we didn't.

I did not drive to work with my gas tank being flat empty. I would never wait until the last minute to get gas. That would be irresponsible since I have run out of gas once or twice in the past. I know it can happen! I pulled up to a pump, inserted my debit card and pushed the debit key. Nothing happened as I continued to push. The display looked slightly damaged and it was actually freezing so I moved to another pump. The same thing happened again so I checked with the Wal Mart attendant who told me that the buttons didn't work and the pump was showing ready. I went back to the pump and it began pumping the fuel. I then remembered that I had already entered my card in the 1st pump as a truck pulled up to get gas. I checked with the attendant who said my card was still logged on that pump. I almost filled up someone else's tank.

Hannah did not list the pros and cons of 2 little boys on her hands and try to figure out who was the best catch. I am not ready to have a WITCH ONE conversation.

I was not informed last week by a close friend that my hair was really getting gray. Can you believe someone would say that to me? Am I getting fatter too? I went to Sally's for my 3N cream color and hope to use before Christmas. Turning gray prematurely is a bitch!

It is not 11:43 now! Well at least it is still Monday. Goodnight!

Hit the NOT ME! MONDAY picture at the top to read MckMama's post and many others! Hope y'all have a great week!